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Design improv. Characters based on random abstract shapes.
Digital, 2018
Digital, 2018
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Silva Linin, legendary film producer known for commercially successful ultra low budget B-grade movies.Her signature style is to use a thick backlit layer of smoke clouds to cover poorly made sets and dull acting.
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Al Chipper will always cut you a good deal on the bulk of Salt & Vinegar Chips he's selling in the docks.Alternatively he'll cut you if you disagree.
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Sid Sharp, genius embedded in the class of his own in the matrix of multi-paradigm programming experts.
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If your property's haunted, call real estate broker Victor Yanni. He just might be interested.
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Patty Shollders CEO, conquering the men's world since 1984.
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Stitchie Stix's tipi tents are traditionally well made but hard to sell. People find it fishy.
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Matt Pokora is so talented and can play the most villanious characters ever seen on TV. Typecasting doesn't do the justice to it. But he has a plan. The change is coming.
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He is a poet with Absinth fused blood.
His buddy named Muddy is a smoke-roasted spud.
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Vera Booze used to be a punk. It never really leaves her... like her husband, pet rat, BFF and the ants from the backyard did.
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Marcus Narcis, the almost famous comedian and anti-anti-abortion activist.
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Folk singer, tree hugger, keeper of the crystal door knob and a healing mushroom expert, Marvin Glow.
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Professional voyeur aka private eye Archie Bald.
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When life gives you lemons give them to Joseph Stary.
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Lily Sway. The burlesque who does it her own way.
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Tilda Astralna made a fortune telling fortunes.
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Albert Presso, the tabloid news tycoon who can make you or break you.
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Performing tonight, in her critically acclaimed monodrama "I Fold Unfolded Fold", stellar Giselle Pardón.
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When Anne-Marie Pendeponne gives you her infamous "cure for everything", you know something went horribly wrong.
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Valentino Coopi knows how to make your surprise dinner truly unforgettable.
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Delivery boy Rocco Billy is the bad news!
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Gonzo Hue is your right left hand for all sorts of services.
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...and the World was once again saved by Gordon Atari!
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Vote for brighter tomorrows! Vote for Franklin Faux Jr.! He’s orange too.
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Miss Ceci Devine is your alternative alternative model.
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There is a chance it's not the best idea to go with Rusty Trusty. But hey, don't judge the book by its cover. Or name.
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In cinemas now, new psycho thriller with the hints of tasteful pornography and slapstick comedy. Directed by Lola Fromage.
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Only known as Weapon XoXo. It’s a secret stuff!
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Rita Tita loves when she gets shouts about the quality of her worked out body.
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Your brother in crime. Humble Joe usually doesn't know in what crime though.
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When you seeking advice, never call Luigi Despero!
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Guitarist and wall-painter who specializes in blue hues.
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Private chauffeur who drives you crazy with maximal efficacy.
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She's golden. She's curvy ratio. She's Phi.
Chemist by day, painter's muse by night.
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Beware, Woolly Bully's coming to your neighbourhood.
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This is rather rudely stereotypical. Her parents were hippies though, so there's an excuse for giving her that name.
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He is annoyed by the people because they say he's annoying.