Silva Linin

Silva Linin, legendary film producer known for commercially successful ultra low budget B-grade movies.
Her signature style is to use a thick backlit layer of smoke clouds to cover poorly made sets and dull acting.

Al Chipper

Al Chipper will always cut you a good deal on the bulk of Salt & Vinegar Chips he's selling in the docks.
Alternatively he'll cut you if you disagree.

Sid Sharp

Sid Sharp, genius embeded in the class of his own in the matrix of multi-paradigm programming experts.

Victor Yanni

If your property's haunted, call real estate broker Victor Yanni. He just might be interested.

Patty Shollders

Patty Shollders CEO, conquering the men's world since 1984.

Stitchie Stix

Stitchie Stix's tipi tents are traditionally well made but hard to sell. People find it fishy.

Matt Pokora

Matt Pokora is so talented and can play the most villanious characters ever seen on TV.
Typecasting doesn't do the justice to it. But he has a plan. The change is coming.

Buran Duran

He is a poet with Absinth fused blood.
His buddy named Muddy is a smoke-roasted spud.

Vera Booze

Vera Booze used to be a punk. It never really leaves her... like her husband, pet rat, BFF and the ants from the backyard did.

Marcus Narcis

Marcus Narcis, the almost famous comedian and anti-anti-abortion activist.

Marvin Glow

Folk singer, tree hugger, keeper of the crystal door knob and a healing mushroom expert, Marvin Glow.

Archie Bald

Professional voyeur aka private eye Archie Bald.

Joseph Stary

When life gives you lemons give them to Joseph Stary.

Lily Sway

Lily Sway. The burlesque who does it her own way.

Tilda Astralna

Tilda Astralna made a fortune telling fortunes.

Albert Presso

Albert Presso, the tabloid news tycoon who can make you or break you.

Giselle Pardón

Performing tonight, in her critically acclaimed monodrama "I Fold Unfolded Fold", stellar Giselle Pardón.

Anne-Marie Pendeponne

When Anne-Marie Pendeponne gives you her infamous "cure for everything", you know something went horribly wrong.

Valentino Coopi

Valentino Coopi knows how to make your surprise dinner truly unforgettable.

Rocco Billy

Delivery boy Rocco Billy is the bad news!

Gonzo Hue

Gonzo Hue is your right left hand for all sorts of services.

Gordon Atari

...and the World was once again saved by Gordon Atari!

Franklin Faux Jr.

Vote for brighter tomorrows! Vote for Franklin Faux Jr.! He’s orange too.

Ceci Devine

Miss Ceci Devine is your alternative alternative model.

Rusty Trusty

There is a chance it's not the best idea to go with Rusty Trusty. But hey, don't judge the book by its cover. Or name.

Lola Fromage

In cinemas now, new psycho thriller with the hints of tasteful pornography and slapstick comedy. Directed by Lola Fromage.

Weapon XoXo

Only known as Weapon XoXo. It’s a secret stuff!

Rita Tita

Rita Tita loves when she gets shouts about the quality of her worked out body.

Humble Joe

Your brother in crime. Humble Joe usually doesn't know in what crime though.

Luigi Despero

When you seeking advice, never call Luigi Despero!

Bruce D. Blues

Guitarist and wall-painter who specializes in blue hues.

Max Maximov

Private chauffeur who drives you crazy with maximal efficacy.

Madame Phi

She's golden. She's curvy ratio. She's Phi.
Chemist by day, painter's muse by night.

Woolly Bully

Beware, Woolly Bully's coming to your neighbourhood.

Coquette Baguette

This is rather rudely stereotypical. Her parents were hippies though, so there's an excuse for giving her that name.

Fedup Fedor

He is annoyed by the people because they say he's annoying.